Monday, September 04, 2006

It's B-E-T-K-A.

There has been a recent string of comments and emails with people mispelling my name. Not to sound ungrateful for your compliments but it really waters down those fuzzy feelings to read "becha, bekta, becha, betcah". There are five letters boys... It is B then E then T then K then A. Two syllables. I know you can do it. So, "write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck."

Just remember it. Unless of course you need me to carve it in your back. Hmmm... speaking of which, I need to get to SF.

Today was a good day. I just finished an amazing ball busting session. I love kicking and punching boys in the jewels so much I have been known to rearrange my schedule for a same day appoitnment for such pleasures. A woman can never kick enough balls. Ladies if you haven't tried it, do some reasearch and get to it.

This boy is very responsive. He begins wailing and sticking his ass up like a Vivid girl on her first film after signing a 5 million dollar contract. He is into it. Yum.

I have a family mystery to sort out this week so if I am MIA that's why. Until then, fuck like its your last day on earth.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

AMEN to that..........
nice diamonds

9/4/06, 7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs Betka I'm sure they will keep on misspelling all of them, only to get that back(butt?)carving.

9/4/06, 7:44 PM  
Blogger Betka Schpitz said...

Yes! Thats why your Mr Ronabell. (Portland misses you!) It was indeed the wisdom of Chris Tucker.

9/4/06, 10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Mrs Betka,

I apologise, and to make amends, I wrote your name one hundred times (typing of course, and not copy-paste) which, far from being a punishment, I found that it gives such a pleasure, that one could continue writing it everywhere and forever. Cause,

Mrs Betka,

You are F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C!!!

9/5/06, 5:55 AM  
Blogger Betka Schpitz said...

Silly boy- good, now you should have no trouble spelling it correctly. One small thing- There isn't a "Mrs." here. Its Ms. Stay slick! Ms B

9/5/06, 7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gosh! I am such a fool!
I'm so sorry!

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Ms Betka,

I hope now it is ok.
Thank You for replying and correcting me (and giving me one more excuse to write Your name).

Ms Betka I love You!

9/5/06, 8:28 AM  
Blogger Betka Schpitz said...

Ok, Ok. You have made amends dear boy. All is forgiven. No more Betka Betka Betka, Mkay?

Love is a strong word, lust is more likely.

;)
Ms Betka

9/5/06, 8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL@Mkay!

And what's the difference?

(Not to start citing Your assets which You know better than me),

You have eyes for one to lose oneself in them, a face!!! and a body for eternal hugs and wrapping around, if I may, so,

What else does one need to love You?

9/5/06, 9:12 AM  

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