Kitten posts a personal ad...
I cracked up when she showed me this and thought I would share. She has leanred nothing if not how to be concise in her expectations.
"I am a lifestyle slave seeking a long-term, reliable, dependable, service oriented submissive male or female to train as my assistant. I have nearly 5 years of experience in the D/s lifestyle, am a switch, and do not have the time to play games or waste minutes.
I need a motivated person who derives great joy in serving women and will do bitch work quickly and effectively. Experience not necessary if sincerity is there, but acquaintence with D/s dynamics is preferred. I am a great mentor, very down to earth, devoted to my Owner and this lifestyle, and eager to share the joys of slavery and submission with the right person.
If you think you are ready, are not sex motivated, and have a true desire to serve, please send a comprehensive email introduction listing your positive and negative attributes, skills, your availability, and tasks you both enjoy and dislike.
One liners and lame emails will be ignored, cock photos will be laughed at and ignored. Think before you click send. This is a unique and rewarding opportunity for the right person.
P.K. "
(By the way it's like a ghost town in here, you perverts all getting geared up for turkey day or what? I have been deleting more spam comments than I'd like. I am considering just removing that function entirely. )
"I am a lifestyle slave seeking a long-term, reliable, dependable, service oriented submissive male or female to train as my assistant. I have nearly 5 years of experience in the D/s lifestyle, am a switch, and do not have the time to play games or waste minutes.
I need a motivated person who derives great joy in serving women and will do bitch work quickly and effectively. Experience not necessary if sincerity is there, but acquaintence with D/s dynamics is preferred. I am a great mentor, very down to earth, devoted to my Owner and this lifestyle, and eager to share the joys of slavery and submission with the right person.
If you think you are ready, are not sex motivated, and have a true desire to serve, please send a comprehensive email introduction listing your positive and negative attributes, skills, your availability, and tasks you both enjoy and dislike.
One liners and lame emails will be ignored, cock photos will be laughed at and ignored. Think before you click send. This is a unique and rewarding opportunity for the right person.
P.K. "
(By the way it's like a ghost town in here, you perverts all getting geared up for turkey day or what? I have been deleting more spam comments than I'd like. I am considering just removing that function entirely. )
posted by Betka Schpitz at
11/22/2006 11:06:00 AM
3 Comments:
.. so where was this ad posted? ;)
Heh. Well, interested parties could email her through me of course. She posted it somewhere in the vast wasteland of internet personals.
i certainly wish that i lived in Portland! Austin is just too far away.
-sirena
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