Saturday, March 10, 2007

Blasphemy Ball- Tonight Dante's

I will be out with my pervy clan this evening taking confessions for the Blasphemy Ball. I have received a ton of emails from people planning to attend, so it should be a full house. One of my nuns flaked but I should have enough perverts to keep things interesting. I am not interested in hearing about how you took the Lord's name in vein either, you better make those confessions juicy, lest ye get the boot. I want to hear all about your filthiest sins and most dangerous liaisons.

I will be taking confessions from about 9:30 or 10 until 11:30.

We will also be passing out safer sex supplies so you perverts can wrap it up before you go for that 3 AM booty call. I would like to thank our sponsors:

Babeland supplied our lube and dental dams as well as latex gloves.

Syren has our back with latex and media contributions.

Divine Interventions sent us a few of their kinky cocks to demo proper condom technique. (We will also be giving lessons in how to apply a condom with your mouth for those of you who want to get fancy pants.)

And Cascade AIDS for saving the day when Condomania flaked on getting us our rubbers in time. (Anyone have a lead on other sources to supply our condoms? I can not deal with flaky companies, I don't have the time.)

It is going to be a slippery feast of freaks and I can not wait.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

aaah. you write like you speak. i hear the tude in your voice reading it.

andre

3/10/07, 8:47 PM  

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