Random Hilarity

I posted the medical table in the trade section on Craigslist. I need a dresser for my crossdressing stuff ( The drag factory is now too large for the armoire.) and am always cruising for additions to the studio so I thought a barter might be cool. A doctor wrote me this morning and said he has two dressers and can get me medical supplies in trade. My response:

"Hello ***,
Wow, this sounds like a great trade. Here is a pic of a similar table, this one is gray and white but has all of the drawers, etc. My studio is off of 52nd and Foster if you would like to come and take a look.

In terms of trade, I need to store some costuming wardrobe so the dresser(s) is great. For medical supplies the only thing I need right now is a speculum but that might be a little weird for you, I am not sure.

Warmly,

Betka"

I am in a silly mood. I suppose it is from being locked in the dungeon buried in torture devides for the last few days. I can not believe the collection of implements and wardrobe I have amassed over the years. It feels good to finally have it displayed in a way that is purely for my pleasure and not the functionality of a public space. I will have some pictures to share of the progress around here very soon.

Medical Table for Sale $200

I have a standard medical table in great shape that I would like to get rid of. I have two bigger tables and as much as I love medical play, I do not need three. I want this gone ASAP, it is taking up valuable real estate in my interrogation chamber. I am open for trade if you have something else I can use around here. Make me an offer.

Feel free to pass this along to any kinky lists or friends.

Think what a hot Christmas present it would make...

Call for Artists!

I am merrily working away on the studio recovering from my bout with the turkey day cold. My kinky spirit is refreshed and I am so thankful for the blessed perverts I have around me. I am too busy to get into details right now but I have a proposal for certain salacious, subversive artists lurking out in the Portland streets.

I have a large display window in front of my studio that was built when the fetish boutique was up front. I would like to offer it to select local artists as a display space for eclectic or erotic art.( Drawing, sculpture, paintings, I am open to ideas.) The box is about 10 feet long and 7 feet high. I am looking for artists who want to do a full installation for 3 months at a time. It can be one or multiple pieces as long as they are cohesive and look nice together. I am also open to letting you color coordinate the paint color in the box to match.

If you would like to sell the art in the window we can discuss that as a possibility as well. The window is on a busy street across from a popular Portland night spot in SE. If you or someone you know is interested please send your portfolio and ideas to mistress@betkaschpitz.com for consideration. Feel free to cross post on pertinent lists, etc.

Safer Sex Panties

In the delerium of my illness I have had visions of latex pantied femmes frolicking in my bed. I sent off a design for a pair of latex panties made specifically for oral sex. They are going to be black, high waisted with 6 garters and a thin slip of transparent pink latex up the center. Safer sex couture...mmm.

I will let you know how it works out.

Perfect Plug

Words can not express my glee in receiving a link to this little beauty.

Turkey Day Cold

Bah.I had to cancel my turkey day dinner due to a cold settling in. Pussycat did all the shopping and cooking herself. She prepared a smattering of scrumptious delights. I missed a great DJ and sluttery with kitten and the 8's last night as well.

I could use a hot stone massage and a pedi. Today, I am house sitting for Spanks. Time to crawl into her enormous silk bed and read for a bit...

Shhh: Free Pass to My Explicit Section.

I need some feedback on navigation and general site ideas. I decided to give my fellow pervs some wanking material in exchange for their feedback. There is a limit on how many people will be able to log in and how much content can be viewed so jump in there quick and give me your feedback by emailing mistress @ betkaschpitz.com.(No Spaces) I want it all, the good, the bad and the ugly. Please let me know if any of the navigation is confusing, what content you really liked and features you would like to see added.

www.betkaschpitz.com
user: freesmut
pass: 12feedback

I am particularly interested in any problems viewing videos. If you have a problem please let me know the video, your operating system and browser. The password will automatically shut down when it is at capacity so if you try to get in and can not, the party is over. Thanks!

Ms B

Kitten posts a personal ad...

I cracked up when she showed me this and thought I would share. She has leanred nothing if not how to be concise in her expectations.

"I am a lifestyle slave seeking a long-term, reliable, dependable, service oriented submissive male or female to train as my assistant. I have nearly 5 years of experience in the D/s lifestyle, am a switch, and do not have the time to play games or waste minutes.

I need a motivated person who derives great joy in serving women and will do bitch work quickly and effectively. Experience not necessary if sincerity is there, but acquaintence with D/s dynamics is preferred. I am a great mentor, very down to earth, devoted to my Owner and this lifestyle, and eager to share the joys of slavery and submission with the right person.

If you think you are ready, are not sex motivated, and have a true desire to serve, please send a comprehensive email introduction listing your positive and negative attributes, skills, your availability, and tasks you both enjoy and dislike.

One liners and lame emails will be ignored, cock photos will be laughed at and ignored. Think before you click send. This is a unique and rewarding opportunity for the right person.

P.K. "



(By the way it's like a ghost town in here, you perverts all getting geared up for turkey day or what? I have been deleting more spam comments than I'd like. I am considering just removing that function entirely. )

MMM rubbery fun...

Here is me and one of my favorite gummi playmates. Shot by Steen a couple months ago. The whole set will go up in the next week or so. It is a filthy directed masturbation scene and it might even be the first time the rubber perv with me has come on camera. I used my favorite lube for black latex gloves and masturbation, liquid silk. It looks rather nasty.

New rubber pics...

Oh Santa?

This little baby is at the top of my list. I don't even like gold and this gadget got me gushy. I knew I had put off getting an Ipod for a reason.

SNL Pelosi skit

This made me giggle, Enjoy.

Ideal party dungeon set up?

There has been a lot of discussion on the local BDSM lists about what makes a “perfect dungeon”. Everyone has their own ideas about functionality, design and equipment and it has sparked a long list of suggestions. I have a little light to shed on the subject from the owner/promoter stand point. (I am going to stay away from specific decoration advice like medical area, etc since that has more to do with player preferences and the type of parties you might throw.)

The first concerns need to be cleanliness and safety. That means having as many hard surfaces as possible so it can be sterilized properly. I chose a lot of metal furnishings to make that easier. When choosing furniture, be sure to pick or build pieces without a lot of weird nooks and leather crannies. It is difficult and time consuming to clean pieces like that after play and most party goers are just going to give it a quick wipe down. (You would vomit if I told you some of the things we have cleaned from crevices. ) I have used a simple piece of pvc as a flat slip cover for beds and couches that have had cloth material covering them. That makes clean up easy and keeps people from sweating into the fabric.

Safety means having your bondage points installed by a competent carpenter or rigger and checking the furniture frequently for malfunctions. People will spin on the points, loosen furniture fittings, adjust furniture to suit their needs and generally move things around constantly. That should be expected as part of normal use/wear and tear. It is imperative to check the furnishings and bondage points frequently for damage or incompetence. I can not stress this enough. It is also important to supply disinfectant for your party guests to use on the furniture, as well as, safer sex supplies. In light of how irresponsible people can get when they are horny, I recommend a safer sex policy.

I know that no one wants the party police deciding how their scene should be played out but we have to take a stand on our health at some point. If you like having unprotected sex with your partner, there is no reason you two can not share that intimacy at home. I never implemented a mandatory safer sex policy when the studio was open and I regret it now. I feel like I could have set a better example for new people coming into the community by having that in place. Just having supplies on the premises does not stop disease.

I have found the most used pieces of furniture include bondage beds, x frames ( St Andrew’s Cross), suspension points ( I have 6 electric hoists and about 10 static points in the ceiling.) medical tables, and bondage chairs. I prefer the electric suspension hoists so I do not have to climb a ladder when I decide to use a point. Also, it allows me to adjust their height without moving the rope or harness, You can never have to many eye bolts sunk into the walls, ceiling and floor. Anyone of those can be a play station during a cramped party. Be sure your eye bolts are rated for the correct weight.(I prefer the welded ones.)

It is important to have a social area for people to talk outside of the dungeon space. This is where the food and beverage are generally served . I also recommend having some small private areas for extended aftercare. This can be something as simple as a few love seats in a dark area of the space. I prefer to play in dungeons that offer a shower facility. I like to know that I have the ability to clean someone up thoroughly after a particularly raunchy or heavy scene.

Music, lighting and paint are the most inexpensive ways to create ambiance in a play space. The sound system does not need to be fancy but a multi disc changer is always nice. I suggest music with a good steady beat and nasty lyrics to instigate deviance. For the social and aftercare areas something a little slower and more sensual always works. The lighting should be adjustable and directional if possible. I detest the overhead lighting that permeates rental spaces in hotels and convention centers. There is nothing quite as uninspiring as office carpet and florescent lighting. (I should know, my studio had it throughout the entire 3,500 sq ft floor plan. The carpet has been particularly troublesome to remove due to a half inch of yellow adhesive cementing it to the floor.) When choosing colors don’t get stuck in traditional black with red accents. There is an entire palette of choices that will create different moods and settings depending on the size of the space and the furnishings. A Google search will tell you everything you need to know about how color affects mood.

A few other options to consider: kitchen, donation box by the door, seating for people who are not playing, how trash will be handled, bio-hazard disposal, space to pass out safety literature and local event flyers, and coat/toy bag storage options. Decorations could include erotic or intimidating art work, area rugs, mirrors, candle holders, wall racks for holding equipment and supplies or an area for messy play. A word to the wise: I recommend finding inexpensive pieces at estate sales, thrift stores and specialty shops because the public will damage things you never imagined possible.


When putting out food and snacks always make sure to have serving utensils for anything that is in a large bowl. Once I see that tell tale bowl of m n m’s without a spoon in it, I am out the door. That is beyond repugnant. Speaking of hygiene, let’s talk about linen service and equipment. People have asked or suggested blankets and towels in the past. The towels would be doable.(A laundry service fee would need to be charged for each though and it has been my experience people would rather just bring their own than pay a couple bucks.) As for blankets, I think that is pretty disgusting. How would a dungeon provide blankets and have it be safe and clean? For private rentals that is easy but at parties do you really want to do your aftercare on a blanket that has been in someone’s sweaty ass crack? Ick. Bring your own blankies.

A final word on having implements available: I never made them available for several reasons. Number one the hygiene issues concerned me. The only way I would feel good about using “public” implements is if I cleaned them before and after each use. If everyone who uses a pair of cuffs cleans it two times that is going to deteriorate the leather pretty quickly. Then there is the vanishing act that any nice equipment is likely to do. That would definitely affect the quality of toys you would put out. I do not mean outright thievery necessarily but parties are dark and toys getting thrown into a bag without thinking would happen. Also, think about what adding implements does to the cost of running a space. I didn’t want to get into how much all of these little things cost but perhaps I’ll include a follow up sometime with that information.

What would your ideal party dungeon include?

No pentacle on veteran headstones?

Apparently the government doesn't allow Wiccan soldiers to have pentacles put on their headstones. " You witches can be a part of our killing machine but don't expect respect for your religion." Typical. My father died as a result of cancer brought on by Agent Orange during the Vietnam war. They knew the effects of the poison they were spraying on their own troops then, they did it anyway. The government was so cheap they would not fix the mispelling of my name in his military tombstone. It is simply disgusting for a government to treat its troops this way.

The article talks about a soldier awarded the bronze star and the purple heart. His wife is suing to have the pentacle included in the choices for headstones and for the ability to put a pentacle on the veterans wall. She was denied permission to do so initially. I for one will be sending her some good juju.
And they say we are the heathens.

Radio software and dungeon renovations

That was disappointing last night but I had a feeling there might be problems. Between Mercury Retrograde and the software being "Beta" it was bound to be a clusterfuck. I am still looking for a replacement site.







In other news, the interrogation room was reorganized this week with a bevy of new accoutrements. I added some tools ( butcher knives, saw, meat grinder, etc) and a heavy door with bondage points to the wall. It is really archaic looking in there. I cant wait to drill people into the door with pipe fittings.

I also added a stripper room. It is so funny. It has a small black stage with red carpet. The pole is not traditional, it is stainless steel with bondage points up the back and a rack along the ceiling for suspension. The walls are black with red lights and an armoire will hold my extensive crossdressing transformation wardrobe.( I just realized I have four huge boxes of supplies that include breast forms, gaffs, corsets, lingerie, stockings, latex, large collection of heels and thigh high boots, wigs, make-up and lots of slutty accessories like petticoats and boas.It is a drag queen heaven in there.) I thought it would be a lot of fun for slut training. I also decided I excel at slut training and rubber doll transformations. I am not longer going to accept traditional crossdressing clients who are interested in passing and wearing church lady clothes. It is a new limit for me. So any boys wanting to come in and sport flowery dresses with pale rouge and lip gloss, get thee to another dominatrix.

I have about 10 boxes of misc stuff to get through today before the stripper room is complete. I am thinking about doing it in Coop devil girls and Thrill Kill Kult poster art. I like the fact that the rest of the studio is elegant and put together and the back two side rooms will be seedy/ scary. I want it to be a "bomb gang girls" try out room. Anyone remember them? A seedy little back alley strip joint where the "ladies" have balls and are chained to the pole. This will provide hours of laughter for me and slutty fun for my "girls". Don't even get me started on the possibilities for my private parties.

I need to get some new pictures of this place, it has been a couple years since I updated them. Where does the time go?

Radio show is a no go.

Ok so... it is a good idea but apparently the folks over at blog talk radio don't have their shit together. The phone lines weren't working and no one could hear through the site. I am going to find a new program in the next couple days and reschedule. Suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

I will do an interview with kitten in the next couple days and put it here for your wanking pleasure.

Back to my ginger snap.

20 minutes 'til show time!

I am just getting things in order to start the show. This Ginger Snap martini is perfect and my little princess pussycat is primed and ready. She is preparing some delicious little snippets to share with you from her kink diary. I have no idea how this software works and it won't let me call in until show time so please bear with any technical difficulties. Listeners can tune in here http://www.blogtalkradio.com/dangerousfemme

You can call in at 646.915.8846 with your questions and comments.

You can also instant message me at dangerousfemmeradio on yahoo.

Wish me luck!

Show details for tomorrow

Feel free to pass this on and report where appropriate. I am having a hard time editing the details in the software on the radio site so keep your fingers crossed the radio part works well:

Hello fellow pervs,

For those of you who are fans of my blog , hold on to your lubricant. I am starting a bi weekly talk show featuring fetishists and lifestyle perverts airing out their kinky laundry. It will be on Sunday nights at 8 PM PST starting tomorrow. It will air every other week provided I like it. (This is a new service so I am just testing the waters.) The shows are also archived on the site and you will be able to either call in or instant message your queries.

Show Details:

Everything below can be seen here at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/dangerousfemme . (Also note that you can put in an email reminder that will notify you when the show is going to air. )

November 12th

I will be interrogating (I mean interviewing) my personal slave Kitten about her experiences. She has been owned for almost five years. As a slave she juggles a very hectic school and personal schedule while remaining an inspiring little sex bomb for my pleasure. Her fetishes and deviant interests are wide ranging: Strenuous Bondage, Fisting, Breath Control,Needles, Torture, Medical Scenarios, Strap On Training, Electricity, Rubber, Hoods,Sensory Dep, Piss and whether she will admit it or not... gags. She is an aspiring switch who has seen more in her time serving as a slave than many tops twice her age.

I am a poly fetishist and professional pervert with a taste for the bizarre. I adore edgy play and kinky sex games with my personal servants. I have been playing for over a decade and owned one of the largest dungeons on the West Coast for the last 4 years. Until recently, I rented it out for sex parties, educational workshops, BDSM events and private body modification rituals. That experience gave me the rare opportunity to see and speak with thousands of people regarding their kinky pleasures and problems. I hope my experiences will inspire you to explore your own gourmet sex life in a safe and healthy way.

This will be a candid discussion with subject matter that is sure to crawl into the kinkiest crevices of our perversions.

You may call in to comment or ask a question. Please keep all questions respectful, concise and articulate. ( Lest ye be gang fucked by the tranny biker gang I know.) Have your query ready to go when you call. Don't forget you can also send instant messages via Yahoo. The user name is DangerousFemmeRadio.

Please do not send messages just to say hello.

Please send questions, show ideas, and requests to dangerousfemmeradio@yahoo.com.


Cocktails:

I thought it might be fun to share a martini each week with the viewers so I will be adding a different recipe for every show. I will include a non-alcoholic version as well for those of you who don't drink or if I decide to do some live demos for a particular show.

Nothing like lubing my guest up with a stiff drink before asking them to confess their dirtiest secrets. Keep in mind we are just talking here, this is a social hour. I do not recommend slamming down martini's before a scene. It slows your reaction time as a top and deadens your senses as a bottom. Not to mention both of you may do things you will later regret in regards to safety and boundaries. But I'm not your mommy and you should know better, so with out further ado:

Ginger snap martini

Ingredients

* 3 ounces of vodka
* 1 teaspoon of ginger syrup
* 1 small piece of freshly cut ginger
* 1 ounce of ginger ale
* 2 thinly sliced orange zests

The mix

* Add the vodka and ginger syrup to a glass shaker that is 1/2 full of cracked ice and let stand for about a minute.
* Rub the fresh ginger around the inside of 2 chilled martini glasses.
* Back to your shaker and shake, shake, shake.
* Strain your cocktail into the martini glasses and add 1/2 of the ginger ale to each glass.
* Each glass gets an orange zest.

Non Alcoholic

* use 4 ounces of ginger ale (No Vodka) and follow directions as listed.

Stay slick!
Domina Betka

Busy B

I have been going non stop on studio renovations for the last few days.I added a salon room for all my make up, wigs, accessories and such. It is so nice to have everything where I can get to it easily. It is going to make tranformations a snap. I also finished up the spa room. It is going to be great for worship. It has a massage table, hot rocks, foot bath, paraffin dipping station, depilatory wax station, towel warmer, pedicure supplies and tons of yummy lotions and massage oils. I also stocked it with how to books on reflexology, massage and Aveda spa rituals. This room is reserved for my personal servants and very loyal professional clients who have earned such rewards. Professional clients have to work very hard to be allowed such privileges. I revamped the living room and hallway by changing out the art work and adding bookshelves. I have an extensive collection but I was always concerned about theft or damage during the public parties. Damn it feels good to have a private space again. I never realized how much I missed it.

I want to get everything as settled as possible before we redo the floors on the 18th. Busy Busy B.

I am preoccupied with life right now so I will be scarce until the radio show Sunday night.

P.S. How about our new blue senate?

My Kinky Talk Show

Simmer down now, this is only a test. I found this great program for internet radio talk shows.( Thanks to Dianna Vesta for posting about her show on Max Fisch.) I am going to give it a whirl and see if I like it. I thought it would be fun to have friends come over every other Sunday for martinis and dirty talk. Most of the time it will be anonymous lifestyle players and personal friends, occasionally I will round up some industry peeps if it all goes well.

You guys can call in with your kinkiest queries, just make sure the questions are well formed and to the point. If I don't know the answer I'll do my best to point you in the direction of someone who does. No subject is taboo if it is framed politely. (Well ok, no kiddie talk and nothing illegal.)

Without further ado:



Any particular subjects you would like us to touch on?

The show will air every other Sunday at 8pm PST. The site will have the archived show available for download immediately after it is over.


(I have been a busy bee getting things in order for winter. If you have been trying to reach me to no avail I am hiding for a few days while I get things streamlined. I'll be back and a little more social next week.)

Ballbusting audio

Here is a hilarious clip of Me and Spanks playing a little speed bag with glittercock's family jewels. It is an audio clip from the video stuff I shot last week with him.



If you have problems with the audio, make sure you have Flash installed.

Newsletter

I am putting together a newsletter that will go out once or twice a month. I decided to use it is a simple forum for announcing travel dates and cities. It will also include highlights of my blog, shopping tips, porn and event recommendations, my equipment updates and dungeon improvements, links to pertinent articles and photos for your perusal. I will also be using this to test videos and video clips before they come out.

Finally, this is where I will post calls for personal service. These will include photo/video slaves, drivers when I travel, and service oriented sluts who can entertain and pamper me in the ways I have grown accustomed. I will include information there that is geared towards those who are interested in serving/ playing with me as opposed to the general pervery that is discussed here.

Your information will always remain private. I expect to send out one or two mailings a month.

Take a sneak peak here.

Please enter your email address:

P.S. Vote. And do something else to encourage democracy, fuck at least one person who voted today. I heard about a campaign during the last presidential election to fuck a registered voter on election day. (As long as they voted of course.) Sounds like a better idea than the abstinence propaganda the government has decided to teach women under 30.

Vote!

Today is the day people, get out and vote. Unless your a Republican who is utterly embarrassed by the fact that Christian conservatives have taken over your party. You can stay home and eat cake, I'll forgive you.

Actually, no I won't. Get your ass down to the voting booth and help us get this crime family out of office. They are an embarrassment of the highest order.

Here is an article I got from AVN this morning about making sure your vote is counted. I don't know how they will respond at the voting booths to video and audio recorders but I agree people need to stop just rolling over.

I spent the afternoon with Mommy Char yesterday going over all the measures in our voter pamphlet. Took us about 3 hours to get through it all. I was especially concerned with the initiative to have abortion clinics send out 48 hr notices to the parents of unemancipated minors. Way to get little redneck girls beaten and thrown in the streets. I love how the same people who don't want you "murdering little lambs of god" are the same money hungry animals who don't believe in welfare programs or sex education. And what if one of those little fetuses turns out to be an anal loving queer? The hypocrisy of it all makes me ill.

Yesterday was Kitten's bday. She is such a beautiful part of my life. Happy Birthday pussy...(Her real celebration was last night. I cooked her a Cuban inspired feast. Then I rode her face for an eternity and made her jerk off while I choked her. I have more devious plans for the weekend. (I can't keep my girl up too late on school nights.)

In other news, I am going to take a welding class in January. I have decided I need to be able to make metal hoods and bondage contraptions.

A picture of calm.

Here I am enjoying the after effects of the ritual. I am pushing out the air bubbles that have gotten down in his tissue from hanging for awhile. If you leave them in there is more cramping afterward. (Atleast that's what I hear, either way it doesn't harm and it is a lot of fun if you enjoy blood.) He had them all the way down his lower back. (Which means he really relaxed into his hang. This was actually quite pleasurable. (For me) They were tiny little volcanoes of bubbling blood that felt like rice crispys sound. I loved it.

Spent.

I am beyond exhausted. The ritual was amazing. I am too tired to write anything of substance. Thank you for your wonderful well wishes.

It is done.

A ritual.

I have been preoccupied this week with preparations for a ritual I am performing tonight. It will be my first hook suspension as a tech with no assistance. To make it even more strange, I will be suspending Mr. Skateboard.We haven't spoken for the last 9 months and are no longer involved in each others day to day existence. It will be his first experience on hooks.

He called me several weeks ago with horrible news that his little brother had been stabbed to death. He was hysterical and asked me to come be with him. I spent the evening holding him and trying to help him absorb some of the shock of such a terrible tragedy. It was a gut wrenching, soul draining nightmare.

I offered to help him do a ritual when he returned from the funeral. He said many times he just didn't know what to do with all of this pain. I thought a hook suspension would be the perfect way to push through that pain and find out what's on the other side. I also thought it would be a powerful closure to our past. I never received that when I stopped speaking to him. He wasn't ready to face and own up to the truth. I was just done trying. It was anti-climactic and left open like a gaping wound.

I rarely talk about my spiritual practice and interests here. I enjoy my privacy and have chosen to teach sexuality, not my occult practices. (A woman has to have a private life.) I do a lot of work with blood and fire as I find them to be two of the most powerful resources at our fingertips. Tonight will be the most significant magick I have done all year. I smell a powerful breakthrough. I hope he is ready.

This evening the studio will be converted into a Dias De Los Muertos temple. I will be space clearing at 8pm and beginning the ritual at 10pm.

For my witchy brethren, please send me some juju by lighting a candle at 10pm.

This is going to be so hard.

A few pics from the Erotic Ball

These were taken between shows by the only person who sent us pics. Thanks Crash!