I just finished...

doing this. Tomorrow I am going to take Mr. 8 out for a test drive. (It seems only fair after borrowing his wife for a weekend.) I am blessed with such accomodating sluts.

Shoot with Lithium Picnic

So during my last stay in La La land at "Steen's Home For Wayward Fetish Models" I ran into Philip and Apnea from LP. We did a couple of short sets as I was on my way out of town. I am thrilled he was interested in shooting my gaudy pimp ring.

Good stuff, Thanks Phillip.

Confess to me...

At the Blasphemy Ball. I will be dishing out consensual penance for those sinners who wish to be exalted. Stacy from Technodyke is throwing this party. She is even building a confessional. I am going to see if she will put a glory hole in it so I can make people suck my strap on at my leisure. It will be a great way to introduce Just Suck It Already and condoms to the evening. Between that and the two strap-on wearing, latex loving nuns that will be passing them out we should be set.)

The event will be a pit of iniquity, bursting with hedonistic lesbians. Betka likes.

I thought the best thing for me to do would be to listen to those poor lost souls and try and guide them in the right direction. I will use my unorthodox methods of motivation to bring them back the right side of the cross.

I'll be the Popess with the encased nuns in tow.

(Boys, you come down as well.This is a mix gender event and I am sure there will be plenty of testosterone in the joint.)

It's at Dante's on March 10th.
Be there or be vanilla.

Abortion doc killer finally convicted.

There may be hope for us yet. They convicted Kopp(The abortion doc killer) and gave him 25-life. I hope he fulfills the altar boy fantasies of every beefy cell block minister he comes in contact with. The dyke prison guards better give him hell for killing a man who was working to promote women's sexual health and giving abuse survivors safe choices.( That actually creates quite a nice visual if you think about it. A great big "circle piss" with 6 or 7 meaty dykes out on the rec yard. MMM.)

Abortion is a sad and uncomfortable procedure, but what happens inside of a woman's body should be her business. Where are these people when that single mother is trying to raise her deformed child on welfare? Or that little girl who has been raped by her freaky relative is forced to raise her shame? They are busy printing bibles and polishing guns, that's where. You wont find them volunteering at child advocacy organizations that's for sure. There is not enough blood and martyrdom for those cross clutching hypocrites who terrorize frightened women with picket lines in front of abortion clinics.

I heard rhetoric from assholes like this guy everyday growing up in the South. In the "Bible Belt" no less...It gives me goose bumps to think about.

It never ceases to amaze me how these nut jobs will commit murder to save an "unborn child of Christ". Wouldn't it make a lot more sense for Jesus' little minions to do some work on the kids that are already here? My grandfather was a First Christian preacher. I did not agree with his beliefs, but he practiced what he preached and he never tried to force them on anyone. I respected him and ultimately felt bad for him that he felt like he needed a church to feel connected spiritually. He meditated and prayed for those who did not understand or agree with the church. He was not out carrying a Russian assault rifle blowing away doctors.

My disdain for the intellectual laziness that is organized religion is a result of yahoos like this. This is a good time to remind you to all check out The End of Faith: Religion, Terror and the future of reason.

Body Worlds Exhibit coming to PDX!

Where are my medical peeps? I say we get dolled up in our kinky medical best and make an afternoon of it.

Body Worlds 3 at OMSI June 7th

I am so excited I am going to throw a medical party!

I am also going to volunteer for this so keep your eyes peeled at the museum.
I will be the one putting latex hoods on the skateboarders.

Ebay Auctions

I am still listing goodies over at Ebay. As well as it went last week, I may just turn over my entire wardrobe.


Libidex Kiss Curl Hood - Trans Pink and Black ( No reserve)


House of Harlot Leopard Posture Collar (One of a Kind- No Reserve)

Edited: The collar was not linked properly. It is now.

Masque

I was looking for the perfect face for the "Masque" party during next month's Kink Ball when I found something that literally took my breath away. It is like some perverted Goddess of Masquerade Orgies went "Poof!". Kitten felt my excitement and insisted she order it for me at once. She has been spoiling me a bit lately... goddamned if I don't owe her a double fist surprise sometime very soon for this. I adore masking and pieces like this reinforce my fetish in the most delicious way. I imagine what it will be like in my religious themed boudoir with a couple of kinky rubber nuns at my disposal...



Thank you my pussycat, your reward will be swift and slippery.

Gwen Media is coming back! ( and other news)

My latex pussy is gushing. I am so excited to see Isabella Sinclaire is reviving Gwen Media. I hope to do lots more work with them in this exciting new era. It is just a placeholder now but bookmark it, It is sure to trip your rubber trigger sometime soon.

I also just got confirmation that I will be doing a few "performances" coming up. I put the word in parentheses because I don't really do a staged show, I just torture my toys in front of people to get my rocks off.

Blasphemy Ball- This is a Portland event happening March 10Th at Dante's. It will be a celebration of all things sinful and I will b e running the confessional with my gaggle of latex sluts in tow. Come prepared to pay penance...

Also, I will be joining the fabulously freaky Societas Insomnia troupe for their next installment. "The Hero Cycle" I am thrilled to be joining them again though the plans are not laid for the actual show yet. I am thinking scalpels, rubbing alcohol and suturing with a healthy dose of rubber thrown in for the hell of it. That will be March 17th at Someday Lounge.

I need to get on my newletter for this month. Talk amongst yourselves...

Actually, I am itching to write some educational articles. Got a kinky query? Email me at mistress@betkaschpitz.com.

No subject is taboo, so bring it.

The Ebay clock is ticking...

and Mama needs some new latex, so I thought I would pimp my auctions one more time.


Heavy Latex Nun Dress

Latex Bra

House of Harlot Leopard Gown

Vex Latex Business Suit

Back in the saddle again...

I am one oversexed Amazon. I just finished riding kittens face for awhile before I smeared cunt juice all over it and sent her out to run errands. I love my life.

The weekend was perfect. Mrs. 8 and I spent time sucking hoses, riding the double nexus and and snuggling under electric blankets. We spent a large portion of the time planning future rape scenes for her and her beautiful husband as well. (It is so lovely when a younge kinky couple gets their footing so early.)

There was chilled champagne, delectable seafood and oodles of chocolate to be had. ( Thanks again V and C- Dinner at mi casa soon.) The hot tub ended up being too hot and I did manage to break my favorite cane. It has lasted me 7 years! I am too exhausted to share any more details. It was just what I needed.

I came back today to do a 3 hour double session with pussycat and one of my boys. Here is an excerpt from the email I sent the boy last night:

"I want you to stop at the grocery store on your way back over to the studio. You are to find the largest cucumber you can. Also a large phallic shaped squash. After you have collected the large cock shaped veggies I want you to go to the pharmacy section and find the largest Vaseline container they have. Buy that and the vegetables, nothing else at the grocery store."

His idea of large and mine were worlds apart. I think next time I'll just inform him he had better not bring me anything under 10 inches.

I got a few proofs of a shoot I did for a new corset company here in Portland called Outer Under Things. Shot by www.BlackBookArt.com .

Just suck it already.

Check out my latest pet project at www.justsuckitalready.com. ( It is under construction.) I am headed away for a naughty weekend with Mrs. 8. I am packing up latex, rope and goggles just in case it gets messy. I plan to be covered in girl goo for a few days, so please keep your kinky queries to a minimum...

Let the Ebay madness begin..

I am feeling a bit better today so I am listing latex for mass consumption on Ebay. I liked the idea of swapping latex with other rubberists but the reality of it was not so fun.

I had my girl wash, powder and tissue paper a garment I was sending for trade. (I even had her drop in a couple of handmade truffles from a lovely shop in town as a little surprise.) When I went to retrieve the trade item today from the same person, I found a lubed catsuit in a baggie and a discolored hood that was supposed to be new. The catsuit fits great and has no tears so I lucked out there. I think from now on I will just stick to selling it, that will be much less complicated and I won't be disappointed. Setting up auctions is such a bore though,I would rather be fucking (in my latex).

Heavy Latex Nun Dress

Latex Bra

House of Harlot Leopard Gown

Vex Latex Business Suit

What a weekend...

I have a bit of a cold but it was so worth it. Over the weekend I mastered the art of rebreathing with a good friend of mine and there is nothing like it in the world. Wow.

My head is foggy from cold medicine, I will resurface in a couple of days.

Here is another shot from LA to tide you over. This is Steen's Rubber 55 hood. I love it so much I ordered one with pig tails for the Kinkball next month. The quality is amazing and they have the most flattering cuts.

Me and Pussycat ...

These pics took forever and a day to get, so I begrudgingly threw them into a pile somewhere. They are from my birthday party a couple of years ago. I found them this morning (while burning a disc for someone I took forever to get images to, Sorry B.)and they brought a smile to my face. I am a lucky lady.

About last night...

I decided to head over to The Point and flirt with hot little alt-strippers until the wee hours. Pussycat joined me for a few drinks before we came back to enjoy the filthy latex mecca I created for my session. She was being really nasty: begging me to fuck her, fist her, piss on her...use her.

I love it when she talks like that. So, I had her on all fours at one point fisting her while kind of sitting on her ass. I started pissing all over her asshole and cunt while I pumped my fist into her. You should have heard the whore noises coming out of the little fuck pet. She was moaning and screaming something fierce. I have to admit, it was pretty fucking hot. I love rubber sheets. There are far more salacious details I could recount about the rimming and pussy worship that followed but I don't feel like gabbing.

Another pic from my trip to LA:

When being good is bad...

So I started an 8 hour rubber session a little while ago. I have the studio decked out in all my rubber. I am wearing a dangerously short latex mini, black latex halter and I am cinched down to about 27 inches. I look like an uber-slutty, desperate house wife. Apparently the combination of this outfit, my filthy mouth (talking about turning my gimp into a useful fuckhole) and two weighted clips on his dick equalled spontaneous orgasm. I was not even touching him on his leg.

!!!!

After all of this planning?

Grrr. He used his safe word and asked to be released. He says it just brings him out of head space. He was all gushy about what a great time he was having but felt like he woulndt have performed well as a submissive after squirting. I am not sure what it is about orgasm that makes men less submissive but my girls just fall into line when they come.

We have rescheduled. Now I am all dolled up with a latex dungeon primed for use and no fuckhole to abuse...

I ordered him to jerk off before he comes to see me next time so he won't be quite as excited. His hard on could have taken a wall out.

I had such plans...to say I am disappointed would be an understatement. I pulled out two body bags, two straight jackets, 3 hoods, my rubber bed, a vac bed and 4 outfit changes for myself. He was going to be transformed into a rubber doll for my use. I had gotten through one outfit and into the first bondage position when he exploded. Lucky for that little fucker he didn't squirt me. I don't like it when they come without permission. It puts me in the line of fire.

New policy: When I see a man about to come without permission I am going to punch them in the balls as hard as I can.

For now I think Ill find my camera and snap some pics for my members.

A belated xmas song

I know the holidays are behind us but this made me so happy I had to share!

Fist me this Christmas!

New rubber pics...

Just a small glimpse into the fun I had. Damn I love latex.

Latex for sale!

Here is a list of couture latex I am getting rid of. I hate to sell latex, it is like selling a pussy lip. It pains me. If you have hot hoods or other latex to trade I am open to something of equal value.

Latex for Sale!


Ps. I am home and recovering from a filthy week in LA. I have an overnight session tomorrow and will be MIA for a day or so afterwards.

HELP!

I need some tech advise. I was cruising Google today for sites that have me linked and came across a website that has my name in their code. I did not click it because it is says it is a pedophile board. The last thing I need is for my site to be linked with trash like that. Any advise?

Kitten's cunt piercing

I haven't posted a scene report from pussycat in while. She has been lax in producing them, but times are a changing. Most of this is reserved for my member's site but here is a little taste...

"She'd been talking about doing it for months, years even. The first time She spoke
of piercing my labia and locking my pussy shut was four and a half years ago at
Tube, a quirky short-lived trend of a club downtown. One of my best friends at the
time, Jordan, nearly fell out of his chair when She told him Her plans.
She told me on my birthday it would be happening very soon, but no amount of
forewarning prepared me for the event. "

( Juicier tidbits removed and saved for my explicit site.)

"i can't recall the exact
tidbits of conversation that occurred, it revolved around me freaking out about my
arms being in bondage secured to the immobile frame. I panicked for a second and
shouldn't have. i made a mistake and said something “smarmy” through the gag. Not
a good idea. She became irritated with me and had to correct my asinine behavior.
Suspecting that i was about to have a couple of huge needles shoved through my
pussy, the combination of that nervousness, grief at the upcoming loss of personal
orgasm control, Her Grace being irritated with me, and then the ipod busting out a
50's style rendition of "Jimmy Crack Corn" - it was impossible for me to will my clit.

i felt totally out of control and scared- two emotions i usually thoroughly enjoy
experiencing, whether i realize it at the time or not, everything felt surreal and
i wanted so badly to just curl up at Her Grace's feet. Just when my pussy started
cooperating and i felt an orgasm beginning to build, She had to stop to adjust the
rack. When i admitted that the music was maddening, She laughed hysterically."

( Juicier tidbits removed and saved for my explicit site.)

"Her Grace was at my head, Her arms around my shoulders.. the closeness suddenly
overwhelming and I wanted to beg Her forgiveness for my unacceptable comment from
behind the gag. The stranger continued… cleaning my pussy with a cold
disinfectant, another step closer to the monumental modification.

Then I lost it. “I am not ready. I am not ready. I am not ready” It’s all that came to mind and all I could say as I choked back tears.

Her Grace put Her hand over my mouth and asked the piercer to step out for a
moment. She lifted the hood and reminded me that I was Her property and this was
happening. It had been anticipated for a long time and it could either be done in
a positive way or a brutal way."


( Juicier tidbits removed and saved for my explicit site.)

"My head was swimming with emotion , endorphins, and pride afterwards as the
piercer went over aftercare with Her Grace. I could barely make out what she was
saying and found it extremely erotic that I was not involved in this at all. It
made me feel like what I am, property."


( Juicier tidbits removed and saved for my explicit site.)

US Army urges dead to re-enlist.

This is repugnant. How disrespectful can they be? I can not imagine what a slap in the face it would be to have them send a similar letter to my deceased father.

I curse all of those responsible for this erroneous war with an incurable case of anal itch, and extreme polyps for good measure.

For the foodie in you...

I love a good meal. (I obviously didn't grow this ass on water crackers and seltzer.) And Steen is one of my favorite food gurus. She is an amazing cook and loves eating out. Check out her new food blog while I spend a few more days painting LA pervy.

The gays in the military!

At least some members of our government are waking up. I wonder how far this will go. (Thanks Veronica.)

Edited: I decided the new legislation should be called
"I'm a cocksucker, and who cares." it has a much better ring than "Don't ask , Don't tell".

Ringing in the New Year'

Los Angeles is a dirty, dirty place. Every time I land here I end up in a pile of rubber dolls with all manner deviant of devices thrown into the mix. The exhibitionist in me wants to share all of the filthy details, but I wonder sometimes if I share too much here. You guys might get the impression I am a fast woman. I wouldn't want that.

I arrived several hours late due to a mechanical problem on my plane, so the Bondage Ball was a no go. ( Sorry I wasn't able to meet with you Gwen.)I have a special knack for getting delayed on planes so I don't even get upset any more. The airline service has declined to the point where I am just happy to get where I am going. I ended up staying up all night watching Dexter. Not exactly a pevert's wet dream but damn fine television. Speaking of airlines, did you know you can buy locks now that TSA has keys to? They have a special symbol on the and are available in most drugstores and places like Target.

I ended up with daddy for NYE. We headed to the Eagle to ring in the New Year with several hundred juicy, leather faggots. I love watching big-dicked macho guys make out and punch each other. (Preferably at the same time.) Since I did't get my Bondage Ball wish of two 'straight boys' blowing each other for my amusement, this was a glorious compromise. I always meet the coolest people with daddy, she knows everyone. I had the pleasure of meeting Tom of Finland's life partner. Wow. He was sweet and funny with a dark sparkle in his eye that spoke volumes about his kinky life. I salivated over his skinhead ensemble. (Skinhead as in the hot gay men, not the racist pukes you may be more familiar with.) It is the tube socks that really do it for me, Shhh.

We headed for more private quarters around 1 AM. The next 8 hours were spent slicking up and turning each other into fantastic fuck dolls. I may get some time later to share the naughty bits...

For now I need to find a dungeon space. I am having the hardest time getting dungeon confirmation for this trip. I am hoping it is just because of the holiday and it pans out today.

stay slick.